preciousdoctor:

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

"HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!"
"good"

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abra-cxdaver:

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

omg yes finally 

abra-cxdaver:

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

omg yes finally 

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shingeki-no-freeojin:

iamavithejester:

professorfangirl:

feministsupernatural:

stephgonzal:

sparklingganymede:

abaldwin360:

What would Jesus not do?

Things Jesus would do:
Flip tables
Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
Tell the weather outside to STOP
Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
Bring people back from the dead
Go fishing
Give you food
Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
Make furniture
Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

This…is the best

As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT

Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs 
Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone

shingeki-no-freeojin:

iamavithejester:

professorfangirl:

feministsupernatural:

stephgonzal:

sparklingganymede:

abaldwin360:

What would Jesus not do?

Things Jesus would do:

  • Flip tables
  • Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
  • Tell the weather outside to STOP
  • Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
  • Bring people back from the dead
  • Go fishing
  • Give you food
  • Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
  • Make furniture
  • Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

This…is the best

As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT

Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs 

Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone

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I hope that people out there now can associate being transgender with being accomplished, being successful and achieving your dreams

I hope that people out there now can associate being transgender with being accomplished, being successful and achieving your dreams

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reverseracist:

shuckl:

trashboat:

nawonderful:

The Breakfast Club.

what happened

they aged as most do

whites don’t crack they shatter

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daynadoodles:

ready for the elite four!

daynadoodles:

ready for the elite four!

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moonlovechild:

zettaalto:

shrewdshrew:

if someone gave this to me i would die

That sure is an earful

Since it’s my bday as of 40 minutes ago, I am going to pretend this card is for me.

azryal00:

steampunkgasoline:

(x)

This is a very attractive AND practical design. How nice that someone figured out how to do BOTH.

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spacegoatscoat2coat:

WHY DONT I FUCKING LIVE HERE UGH

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nyctaeus:

Ezra Miller for Paper Magazine by Autumn De Wilde

nyctaeus:

Ezra Miller for Paper Magazine by Autumn De Wilde

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uhmgilinsky:

larrystylinson-stuff:

larrysbellybutton:

gomezwantsmullerinhisbed:

dylanolinski:

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

image

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

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handslikebirdman:

kaiserneko:

mewtwoofficial:

globegander:

I love this show.

he’s beating his meat to Raven’s legs

his shiRT SAYS “FOOD PUN”

Hate this show but lmao

handslikebirdman:

kaiserneko:

mewtwoofficial:

globegander:

I love this show.

he’s beating his meat to Raven’s legs

his shiRT SAYS “FOOD PUN

Hate this show but lmao

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bobbyshat:

ikantenggelem:

Artist: Katarzyna Babis (Poland)

This should have more than 512 notes

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laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

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